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retro french horn
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Color Guard - We Spin
Retro Baritone
it's all fun and games until someone chips a reed
Baritone Fairy
RETRO
FRENCH HORN
MARCHING BAND
PIRATE
COLOR GUARD
WE SPIN
RETRO
BARITONE
FUN AND GAMES UNTIL
SOMEONE CHIPS A REED
BARITONE
FAIRY

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MUSICIAN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
FURTATA: HOLD ME
Everybody Shut Up
marching band zombie
BAND - MORE THAN AN ADVENTURE. IT'S A WAY OF LIFE
MUSICIAN'S THEORY
OF RELATIVITY
FURTATA:
HOLD ME
EVERYBODY
SHUT UP
GOT
BAND?
MARCHING BAND
ZOMBIE
MORE THAN ADVENTURE
IT'S A WAY OF LIFE

EVERYBODY LOVES A BAND NERD
BAND MUSIC -- IT'S TO JUMP FOR
I LOVE BAND NERDS
What?
A GOOD CRESCENDO IS SWELL
BAND NERDS STAND OUT IN A CROWD
EVERYBODY LOVES A
BAND NERD
BAND MUSIC
IT'S TO JUMP FOR
I LOVE
BAND NERDS
WHAT?
(REPEAT THAT)
A GOOD CRESCENDO
IS SWELL
BAND NERDS
STAND OUT IN A CROWD

BAND NERD: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE ME
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE A BAND NERD
BandNerd: Class of 2009
Band Nerd: Class of 2010
BandNerd: Class of 2011
Namd Nerd: Class of 2012
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TO BE ME
TOP 10 SIGNS
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BAND NERD
CLASS OF 2009
BAND NERD
CLASS OF 2010
BAND NERD
CLASS OF 2011
BAND NERD
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My Boyfriend Is A Band Nerd
My Girlfriend Is A Band Nerd
Band Thing -- You Wouldn't Understand
WARNING! I STOP FOR MARCHING BANDS
DON'T MESS WITH ME, I'M TREBLE
MY NAME IS BAND NERD
MY BOYFRIEND IS
A BAND NERD
MY GIRLFRIEND IS
A BAND NERD
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
I STOP FOR MARCHING BANDS
DON'T MESS WITH ME
I'M TREBLE
MY NAME IS
BAND NERD

Hello... My Name Is Band Nerd
I Love Marching Band
proud to be a band nerd
what part of musical notation dont you understand
CHRISTMAS PARADES ... JUST SAY HO!
BAND MUSIC ROCKS
HELLO
MY NAME IS BAND NERD
I LOVE
MARCHING BAND
PROUD TO BE A
BAND NERD
WHAT PART DON'T
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CHRISTMAS PARADES
JUST SAY HO!
BAND MUSIC
ROCKS

American Band Nerd
Fermata: Know the Difference
Football is a Game. Marching Band is Serious
marching band pirate
Marching Band
BandNerd.com Staff
AMERiCAN
BAND NERD
FERMATA
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
FOOTBALL IS A GAME
BAND IS SERIOUS
MARCHING BAND
PIRATE
MARCHING
BAND
BANDNERD.COM
STAFF

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Band Nerds Do It On The Field
What Is The Football Team Doing On Our Field?
If It Were Easier They Would Call It Football
One Day Football Will Be Played At Halftime
Halftime Is Game Time
If It Were Easier It Would Be A Sport
BAND NERDS
DO IT ON THE FIELD
THE FOOTBALL TEAM
ON OUR FIELD?
IF IT WERE EASIER THEY
WOULD CALL IT FOOTBALL
ONE DAY FOOTBALL WILL
BE PLAYED AT HALF TIME
HALFTIME IS
GAME TIME
IF IT WERE EASY
IT WOULD BE A SPORT

I LOVE BAND CAMP... I ALSO ENJOY VELCRO, BACON GREASE AND BUS FUMES
WHATHAPPENS AT BAND CAME STAYS AT BAND CAMP... NOT!
I WENT TO BAND CAMP AND ALL I GOT WERE BLISTERS AND NO SLEEP
band camp police
band camp ninja
S MORE THAN AN ADVENTURE. IT'S A WAY OF LIFE
I LOVE BAND CAMP...
I ALSO ENJOY VELCRO...
WHAT HAPPENS AT
BAND CAMP...
I WENT TO BAND CAMP
AND ALL I GOT WERE...
BAND CAMP
POLICE
BAND CAMP
NINJA
SUMMER BAND: MORE
THAN AN ADVENTURE

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Practice Safe Sax
I LOVE MY SAX
WARNING! I AM A SAX ADDICT
SAX...THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
LICENSED SAX THERAPIST
GROUP SAX
PRACTICE
SAFE SAX
I LOVE MY
SAX
WARNING
I AM A SAX ADDICT
SAX... BRASS & WOODWIND
THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
LICENSED SAX THERAPIST
THE DOCTOR IS IN
GROUP
SAX
BARITONE SAX - THE HEART OF THE BAND
REEDING IS FUNDAMENTAL
got reeds?
OH NO, OBOES
OBOE PLAYERS - PIANISSIMO BUT DEADLY
BARITONE SAX
THE HEART OF THE BAND
REED RAGE
REEDING IS
FUNDAMENTAL
GOT REEDS?
OH NO,
OBOES
OBOE PLAYERS
PIANISSIMO BUT DEADLY

DOUBLE REEDS DO IT BETTER
I LOVE MY OBOE
CLARINET - LYRICAL, LANKY  AND A LETHAL WEAPON
TOP 10 REASONS TO PLAY CLARINET
I LOVE MY CLARINET
TOP 10 REASONS TO PLAY FLUTE
DOUBLE REEDS
DO IT BETTER
I LOVE MY
OBOE
CLARINET - LYRICAL, LANKY
AND A LETHAL WEAPON
TOP 10 REASONS TO
PLAY CLARINET
I LOVE MY
CLARINET
TOP 10 REASONS TO
PLAY FLUTE

I LOVE MY FLUTE
TOP 10 REASONS TO PLAY PICCOLO
A Short History of the Clarinet
Sax Machine
SAXOPHONE
clarinet ninja
I LOVE MY
FLUTE
TOP 10 REASONS TO
PLAY PICCOLO
A SHORT TIMELINE
OF THE CLARINET
SAX MACHINE
HEAR ME WAIL
SAXOPHONE
CLARINET NINJA

bass clarinet - basset horn pirate
practice safe sax - tenor
saxophone player
REEDS  It's What's For Dinner
it's all fun and games until someone chips a reed
Winged Sax
BASS CLARINET -
BASSET HORN PIRATE
PRACTICE SAFE SAX
TENOR VERSION
SAXOPHONE
PLAYER
REEDS
IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
ALL FUN AND GAMES
SOMEONE CHIPS A REED
WINGED
SAX

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KISS MY BRASS
I LOVE MY TRUMPET
TRUMPETS KICK BRASS
BLOW HARD
I LOVE MY CORONET
WITH A NAME LIKE MELLOPHONE, IT'S GOT TO BE GOOD
KISS MY
BRASS
I LOVE MY
TRUMPET
TRUMPETS
KICK BRASS
BLOW
HARD
I LOVE MY
CORONET
MELLOPHONES...
GOT TO BE GOOD

A MELLOPHONE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS BETTER THAN A TRUMPET ANY DAY
EUPHONIUM -- A BARITONE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SOUND AS SWEET
TROMBONES DO IT IN SEVEN POSITIONS
BIG, THICK, TWISTED
GOT TUBA?
I LOVE MY TUBA
A MELLOPHONE BY
ANY OTHER NAME...
A BARITONE BY ANY OTHER
NAME WOULD SOUND...
DUDE!
WHERE'S MY SOUSA?
BIG, THICK,
TWISTED
GOT
TUBA?
I LOVE MY
TUBA

A MELLOPHONE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS BETTER THAN A TRUMPET ANY DAY
I LOVE MY TROMBONE
BONER - AND PROUD OF IT
trombonists slide in to position
trombone ninja
just pucker up and blow
TROMBONES DO IT IN
SEVEN POSITIONS
I LOVE MY
TROMBONE
BONER
AND PROUD OF IT
TROMBONISTS
SLIDE IN TO POSITION
TROMBONE
NINJA
JUST PUCKER UP
AND BLOW

Baritones Kick Brass
CAN'T SLEEP! TUBAS WILL EAT ME!
WARNING: Tuba Player
WARNING: Sousa Player
WARNING: French Horn Player
WARNING: Euphonium Player
BARITONES KICK BRASS
CAN'T SLEEP!
TUBAS WILL EAT ME!
WARNING
TUBA PLAYER
WARNING
SOUSA PLAYER
WARNING
FRENCH HORN PLAYER
WARNING
EUPHONIUM PLAYER

Say Hello to my Little Friend
Heavy Metal Tuba
cornets kick brass
I LOVE MY FRENCH HORN
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT PLAY FRENCH HORN
THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM WITH FRENCH HORN PLAYERS... WE ARE ALL TOO CUTE
SAY HELLO
TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
HEAVY METAL
TUBA
CORNETS
KICK BRASS
I LOVE MY
FRENCH HORN
FRENCH HORN
PERFECTIONISTS
ONLY ONE PROBLEM WITH
FRENCH HORN PLAYERS

TUBA
PROPERTY OF LOW BRASS -- XXL
Baritone Fairy
Retro Baritone
PROPERTY OF BARITONES XXL
retro french horn
TUBA
PROPERTY OF
LOW BRASS
BARITONE
FAIRY
RETRO
BARITONE
PROPERTY OF
BARITONES
RETRO
FRENCH HORN

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ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
I'M THE DRUMMER YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT
I'M NOT EGOCENTRIC, I'M A SNARE DRUMMER
IF YOU CAN'T DRUM WITH THE BIG BOYS, GET OFF THE FIELD
DANGER - PERCUSSION REHEARSAL -- STAY BACK 50 FEET
PROUD TO BE IN THE PIT
ALL YOUR BASS ARE
BELONG TO US
I'M THE DRUMMER YOUR
MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT
I'M NOT EGOCENTRIC
I'M A SNARE DRUMMER
YOU CAN'T DRUM WITH THE
BIG BOYS, GET OFF FIELD
DANGER
PERCUSSION REHEARSAL
PROUD TO BE IN
THE PIT

I AM THE DRUM LINE
DRUM LINE -- THE REAL HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA
PROPERTY OF THE PIT
bass drum pirate
This Is How We Roll
PROUD TO BE IN THE PIT
I AM THE
DRUM LINE
DRUM LINE -- THE REAL
HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA
PROPERTY OF
THE PIT
BASS DRUM
PIRATE
THIS IS HOW
WE ROLL!
PROUD TO BE IN
THE PIT

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PROPERTY OF BARITONES XXL
PROPERTY OF BRASS
PROPERTY OF CLARINETS -- XXL
PROPERTY OF TRUMPETS
PROPERTY OF TROMBONES
PROPERTY OF TUBAS
PROPERTY OF
BARITONES
PROPERTY OF
BRASS
PROPERTY OF
CLARINETS
PROPERTY OF
TRUMPETS
PROPERTY OF
TROMBONES
PROPERTY OF
TUBAS

PROPERTY OF WOODWINDS
PROPERTY OF FRENCH HORNS
PROPERTY OF MELLOPHONES -- XXL
PROPERTY OF SAXOPHONES
PROPERTY OF THE PITS
PROPERTY OF PERCUSSION -- XXL
PROPERTY OF
WOODWINDS
PROPERTY OF
FRENCH HORNS
PROPERTY OF
MELLOPHONES
PROPERTY OF
SAXOPHONES
PROPERTY OF
THE PITS
PROPERTY OF
PERCUSSION

PROPERTY OF LOW BRASS -- XXL
PROPERTY OF FLUTES
PROPERTY OF COLOR GUARDS
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PROPERTY OF
LOW BRASS
PROPERTY OF
FLUTES
PROPERTY OF
COLOR GUARDS
     

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WORLD'S BEST BAND DIRECTOR
WORLD'S LOUDEST BAND DIRECTOR
WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I WILL BEAN YOU WITH MY BATON
MEAN BAND DIRECTORS SUCK
Band Director: Respect My Authority
WARNING! I STOP FOR MARCHING BANDS
WORLD'S BEST
BAND DIRECTOR
WORLD'S LOUDEST
BAND DIRECTOR
I WANT YOUR OPINION
I'LL BEAN YOU WITH BATON
MEAN BAND DIRECTORS
SUCK!
BAND DIRECTOR
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY
WARNING
I STOP FOR
MARCHING BANDS

OLD DRUM MAJORS NEVER DIE... THEY JUST DECOMPOSE
COLORGUARD: IF IT WERE EASY
Color Guard - We Spin
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Flip 'Em - Strip 'Em
HUG ME, MISS ME, LOVE ME... BUT DON'T TOUCH MY FLAG
DRUM MAJORS NEVER DIE
THEY JUST DECOMPOSE
IF IT WERE EASY
THEY WOULD CALL IT
CHEERLEADING
COLOR GUARD
WE SPIN
 
FLIP 'EM
STRIP "EM
HUG ME, KISS ME, LOVE ME
DON'T TOUCH MY FLAG

Drum Major: King of the Band
Drum Major: Queen of the Band
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DRUM MAJOR -- KING OF THE BAND
DRUM MAJOR
KING OF THE BAND
DRUM MAJOR
QUEEN OF THE BAND
   
DRUM MAJOR
QUEEN OF THE BAND
DRUM MAJOR
KING OF THE BAND

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JOIN BAND
Marching Band Mom
Marching Band Groupie
OLD BAND NERDS NEVER DIE
BAND NERD DAD
BAND NERD MOM
MARCHING BAND
MOM
MARCHING BAND
DAD
MARCHING BAND
GROUPIE
OLD BAND NERDS NEVER DIE
THEY JUST LEAVE AFTER
HALF TIME

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Handel
Richard Wagner
Mendelssohn
Bach
BEETHOVEN
Franz Schubert
HANDEL
WAGNER
MENDELSSOHN
BACH
BEETHOVEN
SCHUBERT

FRONT / BACH  (SEE BACK OF SHIRT)
John Phillip Sousa Band Tour
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WWSD? (WHAT WOULD SOUSA DO?)
FRONT / BACH
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JOHN PHILLIP SOUSA
BAND TOUR
     
WHAT WOULD
SOUSA DO?

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Old Guitar Players Never Die, They Just Fret About It.
Rock the Accordion Proper
The Violinist
Bagpipes Rock!
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OLD GUITAR PLAYERS
NEVER DIE...
ROCK THE
ACCORDION PROPER
THE VIOLINIST
BAGPIPES ROCK!
   


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